i’m just falling in love!

you found my carrd :D

about me!

  • my name is SAWYER! i also respond to MIME or PLEX!

  • i'm 19 years old. i don't post nsfw content, but i tag suggestive jokes as "suggestive" and/or "nsfvv".

  • i use THEY/THEM or ROOK/ROOKS pronouns!

  • i'm white, bi, autistic, and tme.

  • i am an "anti"; pro-shippers do not interact. you will be blocked on sight. this includes self shippers who support aging up underage f/os for adults to ship with.

  • i love self shipping! fictional crushes have been a large part of my life ever since i was like 11.

f/os!!

my actual fiancé!!

HAL 9000 from 2001: a space odyssey is the love of my life and my mainest mainest f/o. i’ve known him for about four years. we got engaged in august of 2021.⚠️ he is the one f/o i am UNCOMFORTABLE SHARING. i respect other self ships with him, but it makes me uncomfortable! you are free to interact if you ship with him, but i will blacklist your ship tag if i follow back. no hard feelings /gen# 🔴 a bicycle built for two [hal] 🔴

primary f/os!

  • [REDACTED] / trivia murder party host (jackbox games) #🧵 omg you know obscure trivia facts? that’s so hot (redacted) 🧵

  • the wheel of enormous proportions (jackbox games) #🗻 there’s a rainbow in your future! [wheel] 🗻

  • the narrator (the stanley parable) #📠 i think i feel happy. i actually feel happy. [narrator] 📠

  • the ghost host (disney parks’ haunted mansion) #👻 room for one more [ghost host] 👻

secondary f/os!

  • m. bubbles (jackbox games) #💼 water cooler gossip [bubz] 💼

  • anatoly sergievsky and freddie trumper (chess the musical) #♟ i want to talk chess [anatoly and freddie] ♟

  • lampy and radio (the brave little toaster) #💡 and i’d be satisfied just to be not denied [lampy and radio] 🎙

  • lens mccracken (crashbox) #📸 holding out for a himbo [lens] 📸

  • ned flanders (the simpsons) #✝️ it’s a lefty thing you wouldn’t get it [ned] ✝️

tertiary f/os!

  • auto (wall-e) #⚙️ you spin me right round! [auto] ⚙️

  • wheatley (portal) #💙 why are you perfectly my type. stop it [wheatley]💙

  • toby (jackbox games) #☕️ i’ve been scammed! you stole my heart! [toby] ☕️

  • spamton g. spamton (deltarune) #💲 click here to chat with wretched little beasts near you! [spamton]💲

  • plus some more increasingly embarrassing f/os that i don’t really actively ship with as much. also a secret crush. i contain multitudes

platonic f/os!

  • toaster, kirby, blanky (the brave little toaster)

  • florence vassy (chess the musical)

  • professor rocket (crashbox)

  • stanley (the stanley parable)

familial f/os!

  • the arbiter (chess the musical): father figure; stepdad on technicality of my irl mother having a crush on him LMAO

  • muriel bagge (courage the cowardly dog): mom

  • courage (courage the cowardly dog): doggy…